Zombie Pet

One day, I'd like to have a zombie pet. Not a zombie dog or anything, a human zombie. I could take it for walks, train it to not attack unless commanded, and feed it criminals. This sounds like a pretty damn good idea, if you ask me. Of course it will be more of a responsibility than a dog because I'd have to de-magotize the poor thing and make sure it's well fed so it doesn't decide to take a bite out of some tasty looking person...or worse, attacking ME! However, I wouldn't mind being a zombie. :)