1. Sexually Insatiable- No, I'm not a whore, slut, floozy, tart, or any other derogatory name imaginable. I have a higher than average sex drive, and some guys can't keep up. Size is not an issue, it's how often and how long I get it. Generally, it's been short. I don't like this. I want more. I want multiple orgasms. I want it ALL! Slap me around, tie me up, and give me something to remember while I'm walking around bow-legged the next day.
2. Settling- I'm a pretty girl. I've always been called pretty. Unfortunately, I settle for someone who I'm not even attracted to. Yes, it's shallow. But I like things most women abhor. Beards (don't get me started) and body hair (I'm totally fucking serious) are two of my major turn ons. Beards are like catnip to me; I just want to nuzzle my face in them because they're my Ecstasy.
3. Spontaneousness- Every woman says they're spontaneous. Most of them are liars (yeah, bitches. I just called you out). I will see something, the gears in my brain start turning and BOOM! I come up with some awesome new hobby or whatever to pursue. Why has this been a problem for holding down a relationship? Grow with me, or get the fuck out. That's why. I don't want to spend my entire life just doing the same old grind. I want to LIVE life, make it mine, make memories, and learn a few things along the way. Once, I wanted to learn how to crochet. Guess what I do as a hobby? CROCHET! On another occasion, I wanted to go to a rave. Guess what I do on occasion? DING DING! The guys I've been with don't want to do anything new, afraid of being judged for not knowing how to do it well or being new to the scene. Fuck it. Who gives a rat's ass what other people think? If I were so concerned about it, I'd be boring as BALLS!
That's the list and I'm sticking to my guns on this one. The day I find someone who can fill those needs, I'll let you know.
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